Things to do at 12:30am when you can't sleep

I call this "time escapes" because it looks like 12:30 is jumping out
of the clock.

Taking a dip

It's too dirty for me but these geese seem to love swimming in the lake.

Follow the leader...

This guy is a dope

Ok, this guy is a dope.  I know it's just a commercial, but this guy in the Dell computer ad takes all these pictures with the girl shown in this photo and then you see him cropping her out with just his face.  He then uploads the photo to something called "windows live space" which I guess is Redmond's lame attempt to duplicate all the popular social networking sites.  Soon thereafter you see him with a different girl.  Personally, I think he's an idiot for dumping the blonde.  The brunette is not nearly as hot and he looks like a goofball anyway.  There's no way he'd be able to score chicks like that on his own.  Am I missing the point here?  Wasn't this an ad for a computer or something?

My tumble to the ground

Today I learned why it's important to use stepladders safely. While
trying to eradicate a large millipede on my ceiling, the ladder kicked
out to the side causing me to fall and land on my side bending my arm
under me and twisting my shoulder, knocking thevwind out of me. The
other option was falling backwards into my glass coffee table. So now
I'm in a lot of pain and I have a peach size lump on my leg. But I did
find out that frozen peaches make a good cold compress. Much better
than frozen rasberries!

How to dispose of a trash can?

I guess if I cut it up in half they'll know it's trash.